I think it’s fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we’ve ever created. They’re tools of communication, they’re tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
I think I am becoming too attached to my computer. I had to buy a new modem because mine was out of date. This was discovered during an online chat session with my carrier Cox. Where do the real guys hang out? The speed was very slow and I was confronted with the rainbow circle turning it’s colors over and over.
I installed the modem following the instructions on the box. In my next life, I want to be a computer programmer. The modem was still moving at a very slow pace. I was able to get ten minutes of work done and then the dreaded colored circle began to turn the colors of a rainbow, pink, green, blue.
I contacted Cox again. Have you ever tried to call your Internet company? It’s a secret. They hide the number somewhere. I was able to get in touch with them online. We have a “chat”. I answer his questions and he takes over my computer with his magic wand. He tells me that I need to clean out my Mac.
He turns me over to some other guy who doesn’t work for Cox. I find out later that I will have to pay him $100 to clean my Mac. I am desperate. He wants permission to take over my computer
I say yes. I just want the stupid thing to work
Computers can bully us. A slow and unreliable system will bring even the toughest soul to their knees as they find themselves completely defenseless against the erratic whims of their rogue machine.
He begins to run a package called MacKeeper. This takes about 10–15 minutes
I can’t do any checking of email, news, Facebook, or pretend to write an article.
Am I too attached to my computer?
It can do so many things in such a short period of time. Research libraries, read other blogs, check out writing retreats, reserve hotels, find restaurants, and buy airline tickets
Am I too attached to my computer?
It makes me angry, frustrated and disconnected when it doesn’t work.
Where else can I get information? I was raised at a time when there were no computers. We used encyclopedias, magazines, maps, and libraries. It is so easy to find information with the touch of a few keys on the keyboard, a question to Siri or Google on our smartphones, and a command to take us to the places we need to navigate by car. Apps that gave exchange rates, translate languages, get us transportation, and lead us around cities we have never been before.
I handwrite while waiting for my computer to run “package scripts”. I realize that my handwriting is unreadable, it is sloppy, and not as clean when typed. I am trapped by my computer.
I stare at my computer waiting for something magical to happen. “Install time remaining: about a minute” Can I speed it up? No, it has control over me.
I sit here waiting and waiting. The screen goes gray. The blue line stops moving.
Everything is at a standstill. Do I go exercise, scream, touch my toes or start all over again? A message appears “Do not turn off your computer”. Nothing moves now. I start clicking everywhere. The annoying rainbow circle begins to spin around again. Turn off the computer. Start over the voice in my head whispers and is now yelling at me. I do what the voice tells me.
The “chat “is over. Where did that guy go?
He didn’t help. The rainbow circle continues to move. How do I get that guy back?
He sends me a survey asking me if I was satisfied. No, I am not satisfied
I start again. Back to page 1. How do I get that MacKeeper robot icon to come back?
I found it. Now scanning. I wait patiently.
Mac Keeper is downloaded. Waiting for someone to pop up on a chat to help me activate it.
I wish I would have studied computers instead of becoming an ESL teacher. Not really.
I am waiting for the tech to get back online. He says he will return in a minute.
He is busy helping others like me who think computers should just do their thing without all of the problems. My computer is now protected from computer fraud.
Frank, the tech, found 295 sleeping processes. They were sleeping. Frank got rid of them. Thanks, Frank. Frank just charged me $119 dollars for a 3-month warranty. I have to agree.
OK, so Frank is not finished. He must get rid of all those programs that are sleeping.
Frank needs to remotely take over my computer.
I am trapped. If I say no, he won’t fix my computer. Do I know Frank? Is he honest? I don’t know. I wish I could see him. I could tell if he is honest by looking into his eyes. He is hiding behind my computer. I say yes.
Frank has passed me on to another tech. Frank needs to eat lunch.
The next tech will have access to my computer for the next 2–3 hours. I am going shopping.
My computer now flashes before me. Bringing up files I don’t understand. The remote arrow moves around operating on my files. I no longer have control. I hope my computer is not being hijacked
I return home. Turn on my computer. Yeah, my computer is fast. No more circling rainbows.
I change my password immediately.
Now, there is no excuse to write my article.